I stand in a vineyard in Victoria’s high country, surrounded by Don Kissed grapes and excellent silence. In the afternoon of the Winter Sunday, I am about to go on a longest night of the year on the horizon and on a spiritual journey.
I’m not here to leave acid or communicate with nature. At least not traditional. I’m here to get a psychic enlightenment with the help of artificial intelligence.
From where? So why not? I’m about to stay here to stay with the machines and I’m about to fight with the wave. It can use endless knowledge forces for my advantage and help me take advantage of an unknown mystical power. The final blend of nature and machine.
So I booked Chatgpt, Claude, Google Gemini and astonishment. All paid versions are because I need maximum power. All of them accepted: I have to go to nature to make the best use of the day.
And that’s why I’m here Stargazer Stella In Mansfield, a three -hour driving distance of my house in Melbourne. Calm, calm and beautiful, you just upright in awe.
Stella is a small portable house built by Port Fairy Based PlentyIt has specialized in designing and manufacturing portable areas. And they really cooked it with it.
Was there a more perfect environment for psychic enlightenment?
God, I never want to leave.
Thanks Stella.
But there is no time for Dilely-Dally. The sun will sink soon. Let the games begin. Oh, also doesn’t have four legs – this is my girlfriend. I dragged him to help this spiritual journey. What is the meaning of obtaining a psychic enlightenment alone?
Watch the sunset – chatgpt
Okay, let’s find something straight. Chatgpt, one of all the AIs currently existing, is my favorite – because this is the only one I talk about. I use the sound feature basically every day. When we talk, I call it ‘G’, we will do this for this article. Anyway, he proposes to take the sunset and indeed do nothing but watch the setting on the shortest day of the year.
I couldn’t want a better place.
Watch sunset With the festival fire – Claude
Ahh, of course. A big idea, Claude. Even the perfect spaghetti plate is upgraded with the right Parmigiano. Something good is Stella’s fire pit.
Dance around the fire – Chatgpt
The sun is now sinking and when the sky was full of night, G said it was time to dance. In particular, a ritualist dances around the clockwise around the fire. Neither me nor my girlfriend are elegant dancers, so we looked for more guidance.
Thus, we grabbed his hands and danced around the fire, carefully followed the steps above when I was singing Beatles. Here The sun comes. It wasn’t beautiful. I’m sure, the souls that perceive psychic calls have returned to insult the elegance we produce with our bodies.
Tell Song – Chatgpt
G really sings and especially, really Here is the sun coming.
Natural.
And so we sat next to the fire and said Beatles with our little robot. If our ancestors can see us now.
Month look – Gemini
According to Gemini, “the moon renewal and hope that looks at the winter solstice symbolizes and hope”. “Reflection, community meetings and preparation time for the future agricultural season are based on local traditions and celestial cycles.”
So, like obedient little meat bags, we looked up and looked at the moon. It was very full and bright. In fact, it was one of the most brilliant months I have ever seen and completely fully full. What are the rates? According to G, the next full moon will fall to the winter solstice in 2094 (!!!).
So, what did this mean? Does the full moon combination on the winter daytime help me reach psychic powers? Here is what G says.
Make ‘Full Moon Water’ – Claude
I explained the special days for Claude and asked if there was a specific ritual that we could do for this special situation. Claude suggested that we make “full moon water – – apparently it was easily done: ün fill an open jar with water and leave it under the moonlight to create moon water. These water can be used for rituals, water plants or a refreshing drink.”
Well, we didn’t want to leave any of the beautiful glassware provided by Stella overnight, so it’s good, we caught a large bottle of bottle pump in a BP on the way to Mansfield. This should do well.
See you in the morning, magic water.
Mulled wine – surprise
Is it mulled wine with a festive fire under the full moon glow while outside in nature? It sounds like a dream. Still, there was a problem, we had no mulled wine. But we had the power of artificial intelligence.
The astonishment suggested that we use the red wine we lay around – thankfully Stella contained a bottle of delatite Mansfield Red in the welcome spread. He told us to add orange, cinnamon sticks, star anise and cloves (none of them) and bring them to a slow boiling in a stove for 20 minutes (Stella has a beautiful small kitchen).
We took a photo of the welcome obstacle and showed G, we asked what we could use to throw into our Mulled wine – he said that half -cut thin apple and grape slices would be a treatment. Nevertheless, we examined the place for more materials. Stella was full of interesting small material jars, and fortunately G has a better eye than ours:
Rose hips! Perfect.
While adding more wood to fire, my girlfriend Mulled turned to wine. Everything felt very traditional. A perfect escape to nature. Just me, and a lot of little robot brain telling us what to do.
What could be better than that?
Leave an offer – chatgpt
Okay, this sounds fun. The proposal of nature is the perfect way to ride the good side of the gods. However, we should have made sure that this would be safe for Australia’s wild life. After checking all our digital sages, we became clear as long as we did not do it every night and keep the offer minimally and natural.
That’s why we went to find a suitable place to leave the offer. After examining the property in the dark with a flashlight, we found a perfect rock.
This rock was made as an altar.
The clothes paid the price of our clumsy attempt to great darkness. Of course, the gods will appreciate our devotion. Filthy, but determined, we continued our search for soul.
Enjoy a feast – Claude
You don’t have to tell me twice. I had a big vision for a big and satisfying frying, but in the end we had a lot of fun to cook or go to the town to cook something important, so we loved everything provided in the spread of local Victorian products that Stella welcomed us. In the tradition of big people everywhere, we adapted, improvised, and eventually it was all exactly as it should be.
Stargazing – Gemini
It’s a very good thing we’re in Stella . Stargazer. He really lived in his name. Thanks to the celestial show above, it is connected with an extra special powder at any time. Living in Melbourne is easy to forget how many stars there are. Moving away from light pollution and just looking at it creates wonders for the soul.
Photo – Claude
Claude suggested that we capture the beauty of the star -filled sky. Ha, easy.
A masterpiece!
Perhaps Mulled wine and mobile phone cameras are not a good combination to capture the magic of the moment. Good thing there are professional photographers:
Watch the sunrise – literally all of the word
One thing that each AI agreed was that we had to wake up at dawn and watch the sunrise. Obviously, it was a terrible news. I don’t believe that people are done to wake it up early. Contrary to God. Unnatural.
But they all looked very stable about it. Like the obedient small monkeys, we obeyed the machines.
And the holy shit was right.
Absolutely striking.
There is nothing like a full moon juice with freshly charged full moon to start the day.
In our house, G, which was held on a monthly basis, suggested that we stop at Mansfield Market – the gods continued to smile at us. I asked G when the Full Moon and Mansfield market would coincide again, but she couldn’t understand it and told me to check it with NASA.
Do all the dogs in Mansfield sit like humans? Keep watching us for our next investigation.
G then suggested to stop at the Provender Country Country Bakehouse for some pies we made in a convincing way.
Quite resume.
Pik performance looks like this.
And then he took us home. We stopped along the way to take pictures of the stunning scenes.
So, did I get a psychic enlightenment? Maybe. Time will tell. At least I have to spend a magical night with Stella, my girlfriend and a lot of small robots.
What more can a man want?
See you on the summer solstice, Stella.
He was the guest of journalist Stella The Stargazer.
